Posted: 02/28/07

Quotes of the Week

"I've never been a fan of Amphibians. Not only do they strengthen the argument for evolution, they are nature's fence-sitters. Come on Amphibians, which is it: water or land? Pick one. We're at war."
- Stephen Colbert

"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."
- Jon Stewart

"I hated every minute of training, but I said, ''Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'"
- Muhammad Ali

"Anyway, I'm not going to get my hopes up, you know? I've stopped caring. The hell with it. I have stopped caring."
- Paul Giamatti as Miles in Sideways

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
- Douglas Adams

"Never look down on someone unless you're helping them up."
- Rev. Jesse Jackson

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome."
- Bill Murray as Steve Zissou in The Life Aquatic

"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes