Posted 04/04/07

Movie review haikus
Taking Hollywood down 17 syllables at a time

Jon Taylor l managing editor
jtaylor@smcvt.edu

Currently in theaters

Breach
It's a bit shaky
Cooper deserves an Oscar
Linney is great, too

GPA: 3.2

Currently on DVD

Casino Royale
The best James Bond yet
Daniel Craig is a badass
Smart and just plain cool

GPA: 3.8

Running with Scissors
This is just okay
Bening could be much better
It ruins the book

GPA: 2.7

Crank
Wow, this is awful
Jason Statham is goofy
Smart is gorgeous though

GPA: 1.0

Conversations With Other Women
Well-acted and shot
Carter and Eckhart are shining
Split-screen, quite awesome

GPA: 3.1