Posted: 04/18/07

Mike Morris - "Tortured Demons"
A film by Kate Power

Quotes of the Week

"Franco is pretty smart, but Franco's a child, and when it comes to the day of the contest, I am his father. He comes to me for advices. So it's not that hard for me to give him the wrong advices." - Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Pumping Iron" (1977)

"I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs." - Robert Downey, Jr.

“To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?' You can say, Sorry, got these sacks." - Jack Handy

“The only newspaper in America I like is the U.S.A. Today. It’s like a Denny’s placemat, but with news.” - Stephen Colbert

"Is it just me, or is Nichiren kind of a dick?" - Ian G.

"Everytime I go to a craft fair I see a jar of jelly beans that says 'Guess how many jelly beans are in the jar, and you win a prize?' C'mon man, let me just have some. I tell you what, you guess how many I want. If you said a handful, you are right." - Mitch Hedberg